Saturday, July 12, 2008
Morristown: Touring Historic Morris County Walking Tours
Touring Historic Morris County Walking Tours will take place from May 31 to Aug. 9. A series of five walking tours on Saturdays at 10 a.m. that will introduce participants to some of the best-kept secrets in Historic Morris County. Meet at the Morris County Visitors Center, 6 Court St., Morristown. Walks cost $10. For more information, call (973)631-5151 or email to anton@morristourism.org.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
To my neighbor...
From Craigslist:
To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday
Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDT
I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".
Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.
To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday
Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDT
I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".
Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.
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